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Noises...
for further reference.
wonder where this was shown, and that they had pics of lokis other outfits.#can we please talk about how they posed loki’s mannequin as the sassiest thing on two legs
“We have a Hulk.”
“Well, I have an authentic Gucci handbag.
Bitch.”
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if i summon satan in the middle of class do you think the teacher will excuse me
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#hey hey SIRI HEY #I BET I COULD DO THIS TOO YOUR HAIR #IT’D BE EASIER THAN FISHTAILING IT I BET
IT LOOKS SO COOL
WE MUST TRY IT
UGH BUT FISHTAILING IS SO EASY
GUYS
IF I CAN DO IT, YOU CAN
I CAN’T EVEN FISHTAIL OTHER PEOPLE’S HAIR, LET ALONE MY HAIR
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In chem today we were drawing man-in-the-well diagrams when I accidently made one of the stick men ridiculously tall. Of course, I immediately began drawing antlers on it because MOOSE!SAM and then turned to Fetish with this big ass grin on my face andshe was drawing the exact same thing what even in hell
In other words, Fetish/Nicolas Cage is now a ship.
I’m stuck between:
And:
So have both
you horrible person you
p.s. One morning you will wake up and Nicholas Cage will cover every surface in your house.
#and I will travel it in a pimped out van with my best friends #we can sleep in the back #or shit motels #we’ll go wherever the fuck we want #with out hedgehog John #we will be the Winchesters #and also hunt demons
Yep. This is legit. And are you saying wE AREN’T BRINING JOHN
WHAT
We just have to conceal him because he’s illegal in New York…nbd…
NO WAIT I MEANT ‘with our hedgehog’
OF COURSE we’re bringing John
we shall smuggle him around the country
YOU HAD ME WORRIED THERE FOR A SECOND.
John shall always be with us. 5ever.
We shall take John everywhere with us and he shall never leave our side
unlike real John and his Sherlock
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classmate: that song’s old
me: your mum’s old but you listen to her
-knocks chair down, stands on table, double flip off, high fives teacher, strip and run down the streets screaming yolo-
#so kena then #themusicalbaconangel #sorry but every time i hear yolo IT’S IN YOUR VOICE
Mission Accomplished
DAMMIT KENA I was like “oh god you tagged that with Fetish what does the Fetish tag look like”
Realization: Fetish tag does nOT PERTAIN TO ME
#themusicalbaconangel #aka irreverent nun #what if i made an otp tag #otp: satanists #otp: scourges of facebook #otp: beyonce #all of these pertain directly to us and ginge #or this #otp: who the fuck are those girls floating around on an inflatable pool raft in the starbucks parking lot after it rained #you know #for me and ginge #because that actually happened too #wow why are we this way #how are we still alive #fuckingonthesubway
omgthough why would you go on that tag. WHY. AND HEY I TRIED TO BE MEEK BUT APPARENTLY I WAS STILL TOO FORWARD. FB hates us. It really does. The only thing either of us do on there is post political things and bother each other. We are Beyonce. We’re gonna die young.
#BUT I MADE IT TO 16 SO HA #IN YO FACE #THIS IS LONGER THAN YOU THOUGHT I’D LIVE #YOU EVEN SAID SO
YEAH we basically just troll facebook. We don’t go on much, but when we do, each post gets literally 422 comments from only the three of us… YOU SHOULD NEVER CONVERT. ALSO NUNS DON’T HAVE WIFI. We are beyonce and YEAH I WASN’T YOU’D MAKE IT TO 16
BUT YOU ARE THE ONE WHO PLANTED THE SEED OF MY CONCERN
WHEN YOU TOLD ME YOU’D GONE BOBBING FOR LIVE FISH
(look I made it workable)
OKAY BUT I WAS TRYING TO WIN TICKETS TO GO TO DISNEYLAND
LIVE FISH REALLY AREN’T THAT HARD TO CATCH WITH YOUR MOUTH SO HEY
YOLO
And that is where we make our barely-veiled comments about tumblr and shipping.
I promise I won’t be a nun.
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